Today in the great state of Texas

Taylor Pugh, 4, (known as Tater Tot) is a bit too hairy for Floyd Elementary School’s principal. Taylor and his Dad are growing their hair to donate it for wigs for cancer patients. The suburban Dallas school district, however, insists that boys cannot have long hair and it has suspended him from classes since last month. Rick Perry the Republican Governor of Texas has talked of this state seceding -- can I sign the petition please.